a resolution... you can keep!

December 30, 2011

// Happy {early} New Years! //

so we have two more days (counting today) to come up with a killer {New Years} resolution! i've set pretty high one's for myself in the past... too high if you ask me(!) one's that i'm excited to accomplish & even more thrilled to say out loud... but those fabulous resolutions never seem to get resolved. i always find myself trying to drink a gallon of water a day (in the month of December) just to make up for the past 11 months of not keeping up with my crazy resolutions. come on, drinking more water... totally unachievable, right?! (wink-wink!) so OUT with the crazy resolutions  and IN with a resolution i can finally keep... and with a smile on my face! here are a couple funny (& oh-so-do-able) resolutions that i stubbled upon...

*if you still need a little inspiration on "what to wear" for New Years Eve... check out some sparkly ideas here or here!

7 New Year's Resolutions... You’ll Actually Keep!

Resolve to drink more wine...
Stop thinking of it as "drinking the whole bottle" and start thinking of it as "getting all of the antioxidants."

Resolve to stimulate the economy...
JCrew.com totally counts as the economy. Go ahead! Get the parka. Get six! They come in that many colors for a reason. Eat your heart out, Occupy movement.

Resolve to be less selfish...
There are only about 12 treadmills at your gym, and there are always at least 20 people who want to use them. Take one for the team: Stay home and eat pizza rolls!

Resolve to obsess about bangs...
Whether you have them and are forced to constantly maintain them, or you're simply obsessing about getting them, this is easy to do. Commit to emailing your best friend once a week with a picture of a different celebrity’s great-looking bangs, with subject lines like: "Yes? No??"

Resolve to learn the Spanish word for ladle...
It's cucharon! There! You're done.

Resolve to use fewer industrial chemicals...
You're not avoiding cleaning the toilet; you’re protecting the environment. There's probably a way to apply this philosophy to laundry and dusting too.

Resolve to watch everything in your DVR...
Don’t you hate it when people complain about falling behind on their DVR watching? Don’t be one of those people. -Resolutions via


not too shabby right?!
i hope you all have a wonderful, happy, and most importantly HEALTHY New Year!
yay 2012!! this is going to be the best year yet!


Cheers!
xo, the Fashion Gal & the Fireman


17 comments:

Annie said...

hahaha oh my goodness this totally cracked me up! Especially the one about the bangs...

Annie
The Other Side of Gray

Justine said...

Ummm obsess about bangs? Done and done: http://stopmeifyouveheardthisone.com/2011/12/08/bang-it-out/

;)

Katie*Belle said...

Too funny! I can definitely get behind some of these : ) Happy new year, hon!

Erin @ Currently Coveting said...

These are too funny! I will definitely be resolving to get more antioxidants via wine this year. Have the best New Year!

XO,
Erin
http://erinscurrentlycoveting.blogspot.com/

Y. Garza said...

I thought I was one of the few people on earth that can still appreciate a good pizza roll.

Yanira
http://manolosmanicuresthismom.blogspot.com/

Paislea Elyse said...

great resolutions... especially the first one!! ;)

happy new year vanessa!!!

allisterbee.blogspot.com

Molliee said...

this is cute! I love these:) Happy New Year!!!

Jessica Rowe {The Aestate} said...

Lol love these! I'm all about setting attainable goals!

vanessa (the gal) said...

ok i think we can ALL agree that we will work on building up our "antioxidants" this year! cheers!! XO gals!

alicia said...

i love these ;) happy new year!

bevy said...

Catching up on my DVR sounds like a great resolution. Maybe I'll figure out why it stopped recording the Oprah show.

Happy new year!

beckaboots said...

hahaha these are so funny! I love them! Thanks for sharing it!

Bekah
If Work Permits

Elisa said...

i love your new years resolution, especially the wine one! haha!

http://scarlet--red.blogspot.com/

Stephanie {a dash of GLAM} said...

these are hilarious, and easy to complete! great thinking!

jessica {creative index} said...

yes! must drink more wine! ;)

happy new year! hope you have a fabulous 2012!

hautepinkpretty.com said...

Happy new years :) love the litas!! xox

erica marie said...

This post was too funny...love it. I think I've been obsessing about bangs for the longest...lol. Hope you are off to an amazing start to the new year. So happy I came across your blog, love it, & I'm your newest follower!!

xo erica

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